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^+-CIRCLEONE-+^- I am not dead. >:0

^+-CIRCLETWO-+^- IT WAS CHRISTMAS. NOW IT IS NOT.

^+-CIRCLETHREE-+^- NEW YEAR IN 4 DAYS.

THE THINGS THAT ARE MY BUSINESS.

STATUS IN GENERAL:LOLQUE?

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SCHOOL: YOU FAIL.
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ARTZ: HIATUS.
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FILLERTWO:
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FILLERTHREE
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Journal. :U

This is a test about STEREOTYPES *rainbow**rainbow*
British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total = ZERO D:

Australian
[X] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[X] You are tanned. (up to my elbows and knees. :0 )
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total = 4

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[X] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[X] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[X] You speak some italian.
[X] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what an italian horn is
[X]Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!!
[X] You talk with your hands.
Total = 6 (WOO ALMOST ITALIAN)

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[X] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[X] You know what platanos are. (BANANAS :D)
Total = 4

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You get cold easily.
[X] Rain is fun for you.
[X] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total = 5 (I LOVE/HATE THE COLD)

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total = 2

African American
[ ]You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total = 2

Asian
[X] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[X] You are good at math.
[X] You have played the piano.
[X] You have family from Asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[X] Most people think you're chinese. (or Japanese or Korean or Vietnamese...)
[X] You call hurricanes typhoons. (I LOVE TYPHOONS)
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 8 (no kidding, I AM ASIAN -0- )

German
[X] You like bread.
[X] You think German Chocolate is good.
[X] You Speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2
Total = 4

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is
[X] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total = 1

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[X] You shop at Wal-mart.
[X] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total = 2

TOP SCORES:

Asian= 8
Italian= 6
Russian= 5
Spanish= 4
German= 4
Australian= 4
African American= 2
Irish= 2
American= 2
Canadian= 1
British= ZERO

This makes sense. I AM ASIAN. :<

This will tag anybody who uses the internet. :D

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